Cowboy goes to a city?
My memory is of a naive country-boy/cowboy who goes to the big city and bad things happen, he gets his stuff stolen? I think perhaps his guitar or a hat?
It was funny and catchy and not (I think) a country song.
Song is from I think the early 2000s, maybe a one-hit wonder. I think it might have been a mixture of two music styles or possibly two different artists, one might have been rap, but not sure.