Funny Ringtones

Some great ideas for funny ringtones, silly ringtones and goofy ringtones.


Aba Daba Honeymoon - Debbie Reynolds and Carlton Carpenter

Addams Family, The (Main Theme from the tv show) – Vic Mizzy

Addams Groove (from The Addams Family movie) - Hammer (MC Hammer)

AEIOU Sometimes Y - Ebn Ozn

Agadoo (come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody) – Black Lace

Ahab The Arab (every evening about midnight, he'd jump on his camel named Clyde and ride to the sultan's tent) - Ray Stevens

Ain't Gonna Bump No More (With No...) (she was gettin' down, that chick was gettin' down) - Joe Tex

Alcohol (you had some of the best times you’ll never remember with me, alcohol) – Brad Paisley (country)

All My Friends Say (you know I don’t remember a thing, but they say I sure was raisin’ some Cain) – Luke Bryan (country)

Alley-Oop (Alley-oop oop oop oop-oop) - Hollywood Argyles

Alley-Oop (Alley-oop oop oop oop-oop) - Dante & the Evergreens

Along Came Jones - The Coasters

Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life - Monty Python

Amos Moses (named him after a man of the cloth, called him Amos Moses) - Jerry Reed


Bad Boys (Theme From Cops) (bad boys bad boys whatchu gonna do?, watchu gonna do when they come for you?) - Inner Circle

Bang The Drum All Day (I don't want to work, I want to bang on the drum all day) - Todd Rundgren

Barbie Girl (imagination that is your creation; I'm a Barbie Girl) - Aqua

Bird Dog (hey bird dog get away from my quail, hey bird dog you're on the wrong trail) - Everly Brothers

Bottle Of Wine (bottle of wine fruit of the vine, when you gonna let me get sober?) - The Fireballs

Bread And Butter (well I like bread and butter, I like toast and jam) - The Newbeats

Bridget The Midget (The Queen Of The Blues) - Ray Stevens

(Da) Butt (doin’ da butt) - E.U.


Camel Walk – Southern Culture On The Skids

'Cause I'm A Blonde – Julie Brown (pop)

Celebrity – Brad Paisley

Charlie Brown (he's a clown that Charlie Brown; why is everybody always picking on me?) - The Coasters

Cherry Pie (she's my cherry pie) - Warrant

Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep - Mac and Katie Kissoon

Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep - Middle of the Road

Coconut (put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up) - Nilsson

Come A Little Bit Closer (you're my kind of man, so big and so strong) - Jay & the Americans

Couple Days Off - Huey Lewis and the News

Cover Girl (let your whole body talk) – RuPaul

Cover Of "Rolling Stone", The - Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (but they’re damn well gonna know my name, I’m a crazy ex-girlfriend) – Miranda Lambert

Creeque Alley (John and Mitzi were getting kind of itchy to leave the folk music behind; and no one's getting fat except Mama Cass) - The Mamas and the Papas

Curly Shuffle, The - Jump 'n The Saddle Band


Dead Skunk (dead skunk in the middle of the road and it's stinkin' to high heaven) - Loudon Wainwright III

Disco Duck (disco, disco duck) - Rick Dees & His Cast of Idiots

Do The Bartman - Simpsons

Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor (does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost over night) - Lonnie Donegan & His Skiffle Group

Don’t The Girls All Get Prettier At Closing Time - Mickey Gilley 

Drinkin’ Bone - Tracy Byrd

Dude (Looks Like A Lady) - Aerosmith


Eat It - Weird Al Yankovic

Ernie (The Fastest Milkman In The West) - Benny Hill

Fanatic, The (featured in the movie Valley Girl) (I am the fanatic; limo chasing is my thing) – Felony

(Meet) The Flintstones - BC-52s (B-52s)

Funky Worm (me and the Ohio Players are gonna tell you about a worm, he's the funkiest worm in the world) – Ohio Players


Ghostbusters (who you gonna call?, Ghostbusters!) - Ray Parker Jr.

Hello Mudduh, Hello Fadduh! (A Letter From Camp) - Allan Sherman

Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun, The - Julie Brown


I Like 'Em Big And Stupid - Julie Brown

I Wanna Be A Cowboy (I wanna be a cowboy, and you can be my cowgirl) - Boys Don't Cry

I Wanna Be A Hippy - Technohead

If You Don’t Start Drinkin’ (I’m Gonna Leave) – George Thorogood and the Destroyers (rock)

If You Wanna Be Happy (if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife) - Jimmy Soul

I’ll Take You Back (right then, that’s when - I’ll take you back) – Brad Paisley 

I’m Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home – David Frizzell

I'm Henry VIII, I Am (I'm Henry the eighth I am, Henry the eighth I am I am) - Herman's Hermits

I’m Still A Guy (scrub me down dress me up, but no matter what – remember I’m still a guy) – Brad Paisley

Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini (that she wore for the first time today) - Brian Hyland

Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini - Bombalurina


Jolly Green Giant, The - The Kingsmen

King Tut (born in Arizona, moved to Babalonia) - Steve Martin

Life's Been Good (life’s been good to me so far) - Joe Walsh

Lil' Red Riding Hood (you sure are looking good, you're everything that a big bad wolf could want) - Sam the Sham & the Pharaohs

Little Old Lady, The (From Pasadena) (go granny go granny go granny go) - Jan and Dean

Lola (now I'm not dumb, but I can't understand how she walks like a woman and talks like a man) – The Kinks

Love Potion Number Nine (I held my nose I closed my eyes, I took a drink) - The Searchers

Love Stinks (love stinks, yeah yeah) - J. Geils Band

Love You (there’s only one four-letter word that’ll do, love you) – Jack Ingram


(Meet) The Flintstones - BC-52s (B-52s)

Monkees, The (theme from the tv show The Monkees) (hey hey we’re the Monkees, and people say we monkey around) – The Monkees

Mother-In-Law (sent from down below, mother-in-law) - Ernie K-Doe

Mr. Bass Man - Johnny Cymbal

My Ding-A-Ling - Chuck Berry

My Give A Damn’s Busted - Jo Dee Messina

Nightmare On My Street, A - DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince


Online (I can have a three-way chat with two women at one time, I’m so much cooler online) – Brad Paisley (country)

Parents Just Don't Understand - DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince

PMS Blues – Dolly Parton 

Poison Ivy (late at night while you're sleepin', Poison Ivy comes a-creepin' around) - The Coasters

Pretty Fly (For A White Guy) (and all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy) - The Offspring

Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox (If I Die) – Joe Diffie 

Purple People Eater, The (it was a one-eyed one-horned flyin' purple people eater) - Sheb Wooley


Rubber Duckie (rubber duckie, I'm so fond of you) - Ernie

Take Off - Bob & Doug McKenzie

Ticks (I’d like to check you for ticks) – Brad Paisley

Tip Toe Thru' The Tulips With Me - Tiny Tim

Valley Girl - Frank Zappa and Moon Unit Zappa


Werewolves Of London (aaoo werewolves of London, aaoo) – Warren Zevon

Wild Thing (cover version) - Sam Kinison

Witch Doctor (he said ooh-eee-ooh-ah-ah) - David Seville

Wooly Bully - Sam the Sham & the Pharaohs

Yakety Yak (don't talk back) - The Coasters

You Talk Too Much - Joe Jones

You Talk Too Much – George Thorogood and the Destroyers 

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