Funny Ringtones

Funny Ringtones: Get some great ideas here for funny or just plain silly ringtones and goofy ringtones.

Addams Family, The (Main Theme from the tv show) – Vic Mizzy

Addams Groove (from The Addams Family movie) - Hammer (MC Hammer)

AEIOU Sometimes Y - Ebn Ozn

Agadoo (Agadoo-doo-doo; to the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees, come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody) – Black Lace

Ain't Gonna Bump No More (With No...) (then she did a dip, almost broke my hip, she was gettin' down, that chick was gettin' down) - Joe Tex

Alcohol (I can make anybody pretty, I can make you believe any lie, I can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size; and since the day I left Milwaukee, Lynchurg and Bordeaux France, been making the bars lots of big money - and helping white people dance, I got you in trouble in high school, but college - now that was a ball, you had some of the best times you’ll never remember with me, alcohol, alcohol) – Brad Paisley (country)

All My Friends Say (all my friends say I started shootin’ doubles when you walked in, all my friends say I went a little crazy seeing you with him, you know I don’t remember a thing, but they say I sure was raisin’ some Cain) – Luke Bryan (country)

Alley-Oop (Alley-oop oop oop oop-oop) - Hollywood Argyles

Alley-Oop (Alley-oop oop oop oop-oop) - Dante & the Evergreens

Along Came Jones - The Coasters

Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life - Monty Python

Amos Moses (named him after a man of the cloth, called him Amos Moses, now the folks around south Louisiana said Amos was a hell of a man) - Jerry Reed

FUNNY RINGTONES: BAD - BUTT

Bad Boys (Theme From Cops) (bad boys, bad boys, whatchu gonna do?, watchu gonna do when they come for you?) - Inner Circle

Bang The Drum All Day (I don't want to work, I want to bang on the drum all day, I don't want to play, I just want to bang on the drum all day) - Todd Rundgren

Barbie Girl (imagination, that is your creation; I'm a Barbie Girl) - Aqua

Bird Dog (hey bird dog, get away from my quail, hey bird dog, you're on the wrong trail) - Everly Brothers

Bottle Of Wine (bottle of wine, fruit of the vine, when you gonna let me get sober?, leave me alone, let me go home, let me go home and start over) - The Fireballs

Bread And Butter (well, I like bread and butter, I like toast and jam, that's what baby feeds me, I'm her loving man) - The Newbeats

Bridget The Midget (The Queen Of The Blues) - Ray Stevens

(Da) Butt (doin’ da butt) - E.U.

FUNNY RINGTONES: 'CAUSE - CURLY

'Cause I'm A Blonde – Julie Brown (pop)

Celebrity – Brad Paisley

Charlie Brown (he's a clown, that Charlie Brown; why is everybody always picking on me?) - The Coasters

Cherry Pie (I scream, you scream, we all scream for her, don't even try 'cuz you can't ignore her; she's my cherry pie) - Warrant

Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep - Mac and Katie Kissoon

Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep - Middle of the Road

Coconut (put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up) - Nilsson

Come A Little Bit Closer (you're my kind of man, so big and so strong) - Jay & the Americans

Couple Days Off - Huey Lewis and the News

Cover Girl (let your whole body talk) – RuPaul

Cover Of "Rolling Stone", The - Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (those pretty girls can play their game, but they’re damn well gonna know my name, I’m a crazy ex-girlfriend) – Miranda Lambert

Creeque Alley (John and Mitzi were getting kind of itchy to leave the folk music behind; and no one's getting fat except Mama Cass) - The Mamas and the Papas

Curly Shuffle, The - Jump 'n The Saddle Band

FUNNY RINGTONES: DEAD - DUDE

Dead Skunk (in the middle of the road and it's stinkin' to high heaven) - Loudon Wainwright III

Disco Duck (disco, disco duck) - Rick Dees & His Cast of Idiots

Do The Bartman - Simpsons

Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor (on the bedpost over night) - Lonnie Donegan & His Skiffle Group

Don’t The Girls All Get Prettier At Closing Time - Mickey Gilley

Dude (Looks Like A Lady) - Aerosmith

FUNNY RINGTONES: EAT - FUNKY

Eat It - Weird Al Yankovic

Ernie (The Fastest Milkman In The West) - Benny Hill

Fanatic, The (featured in the movie Valley Girl) (I am the fanatic; limo chasing is my thing, T.V. Guide magazine) – Felony

(Meet) The Flintstones - BC-52s (B-52s)

Funky Worm (me and the Ohio Players are gonna tell you about a worm, he's the funkiest worm in the world; granny oh that's funky) – Ohio Players

FUNNY RINGTONES: GHOSTBUSTERS - HOMECOMING

Ghostbusters (who you gonna call?, Ghostbusters!) - Ray Parker Jr.

Hello Mudduh, Hello Fadduh! (A Letter From Camp) - Allan Sherman

Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun, The - Julie Brown

FUNNY RINGTONES: I - ITSY

I Like 'Em Big And Stupid - Julie Brown

I Wanna Be A Cowboy (and you can be my cowgirl) - Boys Don't Cry

I Wanna Be A Hippy - Technohead

If You Don’t Start Drinkin’ (I’m Gonna Leave) – George Thorogood and the Destroyers (rock)

If You Wanna Be Happy (if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife, so from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you) - Jimmy Soul

I’ll Take You Back (when a freight train jumps off a track and rolls down my road, and it’s summertime in Texas and they’re playing in the snow, when politicians everywhere stop telling lies and only state the facts, right then, that’s when - I’ll take you back; go on keep trying, come on keep calling, you know I like it when you come crawling, it’s like music to hear you bawling, waa waa waa waa waa) – Brad Paisley (country)

I’m Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home – David Frizzell

I'm Henry VIII, I Am (I'm Henry the eighth I am, Henry the eighth I am I am, I got married to the widow next door, she's been married seven times before, and every one was a Henry, she wouldn't have a Willie or a Sam, I'm her eighth old man, I'm Henry, Henry the eighth I am; second verse, same as the first) - Herman's Hermits

I’m Still A Guy (you’re probably thinking that you’re gonna change me, in some ways well maybe you might, scrub me down dress me up, but no matter what – remember I’m still a guy) – Brad Paisley (country)

Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini (that she wore for the first time today) - Brian Hyland

Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini - Bombalurina

FUNNY RINGTONES: JOLLY - KING

Jolly Green Giant, The - The Kingsmen

King Tut (born in Arizona, moved to Babalonia, King Tut; how'd you get so funky? funky Tut) - Steve Martin

FUNNY RINGTONES: LIFE'S - LOVE

Life's Been Good (life’s been good to me so far; I go to parties sometimes until four, it's hard to leave when you can't find the door) - Joe Walsh

Lil' Red Riding Hood (you sure are looking good, you're everything that a big bad wolf could want) - Sam the Sham & the Pharaohs

Little Old Lady, The (From Pasadena) (go granny, go granny, go granny go) - Jan and Dean

Lola (now I'm not dumb, but I can't understand how she walks like a woman and talks like a man) – The Kinks

Love Potion Number Nine (I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink) - The Searchers

Love Stinks (you love her, but she loves him, he loves somebody else, you just can't win; I've been through diamonds, I've been through minks, I've been through it all, love stinks; love stinks, yeah yeah) - J. Geils Band

Love You (love this town, love this motherlovin’ truck that keeps breakin’ lovin’ down, there’s only one four-letter word that’ll do, love you) – Jack Ingram

FUNNY RINGTONES: MEET - NIGHTMARE

(Meet) The Flintstones - BC-52s (B-52s)

Monkees, The (theme from the tv show The Monkees) (hey hey, we’re the Monkees, and people say we monkey around, but we’re too busy singing to put anybody down) – The Monkees

Mother-In-Law (if she'd leave us alone, we could have a happy home, sent from down below, mother-in-law) - Ernie K-Doe

Mr. Bass Man - Johnny Cymbal

My Ding-A-Ling - Chuck Berry

Nightmare On My Street, A - DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince

FUNNY RINGTONES: ONLINE - PURPLE

Online (online I’m out in Hollywood, I’m six foot five and I look damn good; ‘cause even on a slow day, I can have a three-way chat with two women at one time, I’m so much cooler online) – Brad Paisley (country)

Parents Just Don't Understand - DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince

PMS Blues – Dolly Parton

Poison Ivy (late at night while you're sleepin', Poison Ivy comes a-creepin' around) - The Coasters

Pretty Fly (For A White Guy) (give it to me baby, uh-uh uh-uh; and all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy; if you don't rate, just overcompensate) - The Offspring

Purple People Eater, The (a one-eyed, one-horned "flying" purple people eater) - Sheb Wooley

FUNNY RINGTONES: RUBBER - VALLEY

Rubber Duckie (you're the one, you make bathtime lots of fun, rubber duckie, I'm so fond of you) - Ernie

Take Off - Bob & Doug McKenzie

Ticks (I’d like to check you for ticks) – Brad Paisley (country)

Tip Toe Thru' The Tulips With Me - Tiny Tim

Valley Girl - Frank Zappa and Moon Unit Zappa

FUNNY RINGTONES: WEREWOLVES - YOU

Werewolves Of London (aaoo, werewolves of London, aaoo) – Warren Zevon

Wild Thing (cover version) - Sam Kinison

Witch Doctor (he said ooh-eee-ooh-ah-ah) - David Seville

Wooly Bully - Sam the Sham & the Pharaohs

Yakety Yak (don't talk back) - The Coasters

You Talk Too Much - Joe Jones

You Talk Too Much – George Thorogood and the Destroyers (rock)

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