Old techno song

by Andrew
(Harrisburg, PA)

I'm looking for a song about being in a club or maybe waiting to get into a club. The music breaks and a very gay voice starts clearing the club of ugly people saying "you on the left" and "you on the right" until the voice finally finds the ultimate fake club girl. Saying something like "oh, you've got it all honey, lips, ass, hair, fake t**s.....you're in"

I heard this on a cd compiled by a DJ. The style is the kind of music played by Louie deVito. I probably heard it in 2003 or 2004, so it's gotta be at least that old.

It was bought at a music store like FYE, and is in English

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